Nicer Film Titles

I like playing along with goofy joke twitter trends like #threewordsaftersex, #liesboyssay, and #iranelection. Yesterday the game was #nicerfilmtitles. Inspired by Dan's prodigious collection of 53 titles he posted on twitter and then amassed on his blog, here are mine from yesterday:

1. The Exercise-ist
2. Sophie's Simple Choice (which I now wish was Sophie's Taster's Choice)
3. Chariots of Warmth
4. Lord of the Butterflies
5. Beauty and the Beauty
6. Sweet Home Anywhere but Alabama
7. Timemisdemeanors (Las Cronofaltas)
8. 28 Days Later, and Everything's Fine
9. Ihopeyourbackfeelsbetter Mountain
10. Pirates of the Caribbean: Last Will and Testament
11. Charlie Wilson's Tiff
12. Hemoglobin Diamond
13. Conan the Noble Savage
14. Children of an Equally Important and Culturally Significant God
15. Abattoir-Five
16. Low Socio-economic Class Millionaire
17. The Muppets Acquire Manhattan
18. Octovagina
19. Road Residence
20. Night of the Living Living
21. Restorative Attraction

My favorites are numbers 6, 8, 16, and 20.